cobscookbay:

rate-my-reptile:

thewhimsyturtle:

My First Birthday Party!, Part 2
(Part 1 here)

No birthday party would be complete without cake! Mommy made me a cake as big as me, with layers of strawberry, apple, carrot, red-leaf lettuce, dandelion greens, kale, and radicchio—all my favorites!! (She wanted to put a big dandie flower on top, but she could only find fluffy white dandelion seeds.) I was so excited that I forgot to swallow half the time!

ONE YEAR OF RADDIIICCHIO!!! next year will become the Crispy King and start a fastfood fine dynyng estabelshment 9.88/10 Serving esperical special: Heatfudge and Chlly peper!

WHAT A LUCKY LITTLE DUDE.

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.